Hi Boobies!!

Kali definitely provides me with daily comic relief. She is a crack up and this story is pure comedy. Everyone knows that Kali says 'hi' to everyone. Well, she also says 'hi' to everything. She says 'hi' to the trees, the flowers, the cars, even the bubbles in her bath. She also has a bad habit of looking down my shirt. So the other day she was sitting on my lap and she kept yanking my shirt down and pushing on my lady parts. Owwww! So I told her to "stop touching mommy's boobies, that's not nice." Mistake number one....I just gave her a new word. Boobies. So she started yanking down my shirt and saying 'boooooobies!!' I again told her to stop and to be nice. In her mind, being 'nice' is saying 'hi'. So she yanks down my shirt and yells "Hiiiiiii BOOOOBIES!!!!" I couldn't stop laughing!!! The tears were rolling! Insert mistake number two. For the next 10 minutes she kept yelling "hiiiii booobies!" to make me laugh. Mission accomplished. Daddy just watched and shook his head. He told me that I have to put a stop to it because it's not acceptable behavior. I know, I know...we'll work on that tomorrow. For that night, I continued to crack up laughing over and over every time she did it. And she was more than happy to keep the comedy rolling.